Puts anti-perspirant Deodorant on hands before job interview

Puts anti-perspirant Deodorant on hands before job interview  Socially Awkward Penguin

furry mold growing on bathroom floor built-in bath rug

furry mold growing on bathroom floor built-in bath rug  Foul Bachelor Frog

Not sure if excited Or annoyed

Not sure if excited Or annoyed  Futurama Fry

"Going on vacation, see you all in a week!" updates status instantly upon arrival

I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach

I don't always want you to pet me but when I do, I stay just out of arms reach  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

America Will Fall Behind economically if it cannot fix its credit rating

America Will Fall Behind economically if it cannot fix its credit rating  Ordinary Muslim Man

Refuses to make a twitter #facebookstatus

Refuses to make a twitter #facebookstatus  Annoying Facebook Girl

I DROWNED A HIPSTER IN A TRIBUTARY IT WASN'T MAINSTREAM

I DROWNED A HIPSTER IN A TRIBUTARY IT WASN'T MAINSTREAM  Insanity Wolf

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there  Paranoid Parrot

baby got back to sleep after I fed her bottle and read her a fairy tale

baby got back to sleep after I fed her bottle and read her a fairy tale  Successful Black Man