Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him

Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him  Scumbag Steve

sees any post creates one of every meme about it

sees any post  creates one of every meme about it  Scumbag Redditor

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE. Birds in the bush have not been weighed and thus they are impossible to appraise.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? FALSE.  
Birds in the bush have not been weighed and thus they are impossible to appraise.  Schrute

911 is great I wish we had this kind of emergency response in my home country

911 is great I wish we had this kind of emergency response in my home country  Ordinary Muslim Man

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go

Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

60 gigabytes worth of eBooks Reads rage comics all day

60 gigabytes worth of eBooks Reads rage comics all day  Torrenting Turtle

Group of kids blocking locker Keeps walking

Group of kids blocking locker Keeps walking  Socially Awkward Penguin

DOESN't know anyone at party FOLLOWS YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT

DOESN't know anyone at party FOLLOWS YOU AROUND ALL NIGHT  College Freshman

"Obama indoctrinates my kids!" Makes you go to church and watches Fox News.