I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's before and after taking a poop

I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's before and after taking a poop  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Harry Potter Movies Y U NO HAVE PEEVES?

Harry Potter Movies Y U NO HAVE PEEVES?  Y U No

I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME

I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME  Pickup-Line Panda

Only advice animal whose advice I've taken

Only advice animal whose advice I've taken  Foul Bachelor Frog

Slow Drivers y u no stay in right lane

Slow Drivers y u no stay in right lane  Y U No

i Don't know what ice soap is But i did bang two girls yesterday

i Don't know what ice soap is But i did bang two girls yesterday  Success Kid

Meets girl in forest goes ahead of her to eat her grandmother then wears the dead woman's clothes and waits for girl

Meets girl in forest  goes ahead of her to eat her grandmother then wears the dead woman's clothes and waits for girl  Insanity Wolf

I Have all the symptoms

I Have all the symptoms  All The Things

'Shower to go is retarded' never showers

'Shower to go is retarded' never showers  Butthurt Dweller

Bro you don't need to freeze that ridiculous brick of ice You can just use my shower

Bro you don't need to freeze that ridiculous brick of ice You can just use my shower  Good Guy Greg