"All of my boyfriends are dicks. Why can't guys be like you?" You're single and interested

"OMG I'm SO fat i need to lose like 50 pounds" posts pictures of every high calorie meal she eats "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooo gooooooood"

"i'm just not ready for a relationship right now" dating your best friend 4 days later

Invites you over To fix her computer

Invites you over To fix her computer  Friend Zone Fiona

Text myself to remember something Get excited when I receive a new text.

Text myself to remember something Get excited when I receive a new text.  Socially Awkward Penguin

dont move,hermoine what is it,harry?? there are gingers behind you

dont move,hermoine what is it,harry?? there are gingers behind you  Horny Harry

Encourages you to find a girlfriend Convinces you to break up

Encourages you to find a girlfriend Convinces you to break up  Friend Zone Fiona

Complains about price of text books. Parents buy his textbooks.

Complains about price of text books. Parents buy his textbooks.  College Freshman

reddit was created by aliens

reddit was created by aliens  Ancient Aliens

Blood pouring out of vagina Increased sex drive

Blood pouring out of 
vagina Increased sex drive  Advice God