status is song lyrics again

status is song lyrics again  Annoying Facebook Girl

posts picture of herself omg im so fat

posts picture of herself omg im so fat  Annoying Facebook Girl

You done practicing violin? Doesn't sound like it

You done practicing violin? Doesn't sound like it  Tiger Mom

scared to use public bathroom holds it in for the whole day

scared to use public bathroom holds it in for the whole day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Brags about his college being #1 party school According to a 1980's playboy.

Brags about his college being #1 party                  school According to a 1980's playboy.  College Freshman

Hates new meme Creates newer meme to bitch about new meme

Hates new meme Creates newer meme to bitch about new meme  Scumbag Redditor

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me  Advice God

Uses Self Checkouts To Avoid Human Interaction "Please wait for assistance" - Fuck

Uses Self Checkouts To Avoid Human Interaction

You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.

You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.  Schrute

"I think I'm going to take a hot shower" "its like a normal shower but with me in it"