I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog

I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog  Schrute

Socially awkward penguin is awkward... because he's an alien

Socially awkward penguin is awkward... because he's an alien  Ancient Aliens

"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour

Terrified of black people worships oprah

Terrified of black people worships oprah  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the hipster burnt his mouth cause he ate his pizza before it was cool

the hipster burnt his  mouth cause he ate his pizza before it was cool  Lame Pun Coon

Gets Friend-Zoned keeps asking for sex

Gets Friend-Zoned keeps asking for sex  Foul Bachelor Frog

decides to drink classy this weekend miller lite

decides to drink classy this weekend miller lite  College Freshman

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped on it.

What just landed on my sandwich? That bird pooped
on it.  Sad Keanu

not sure if 10 year old house music Or just modern hiphop

not sure if 10 year old house music Or just modern hiphop  Futurama Fry

both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like you're surprised to see them later

both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like you're surprised to see them later  Socially Awkward Penguin