i told him i wanted his new phone he got me a fisher price phone and helicopter dicked out the door

i told him i wanted his new phone he got me a fisher price phone and helicopter dicked out the door  Redditors Wife

I don't always smoke joints in bed, But when I do, it's because I just had Sex.

I don't always smoke joints in bed, But when I do, it's because I just had Sex.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.   Inception

not sure if I'm up-voting for Good Guy Greg because it's funny Or because he's a good guy and I like what he did

not sure if I'm up-voting for Good Guy Greg because it's funny Or because he's a good guy and I like what he did  Futurama Fry

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags

subtly glance to the side to see if someone's sitting there still my trash bags  Sad Keanu

FINALLY GET IN BED WITH A GIRL SPONGEBOB BOXERS

FINALLY GET IN BED
WITH A GIRL SPONGEBOB BOXERS  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always think of genius business ideas but when i do, I forget them almost immediately

I don't always think of genius business ideas but when i do, I forget them almost immediately   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Barber cuts your hair badly say nothing and still tip £$5

Barber cuts your hair badly say nothing and still tip £$5  Socially Awkward Penguin

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive LOL jk

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive  LOL jk  Advice God

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it  Socially Awkward Penguin