Is mad that he spend the whole weekend in front of the computer blames himself, not the internet

Is mad that he spend the whole weekend in front of the computer blames himself, not the internet  Good Guy Greg

OMG I LOVE COLLEGE!! Classes haven't started

OMG I LOVE COLLEGE!! Classes haven't started  College Freshman

MOVES IN IN AUGUST UNH SWEATSHIRT, SWEATPANTS, SHORTS, LANYARD, HAT, POSTER, SHOT GLASS, PHONE CASE, AND SOCKS BY OCTOBER

MOVES IN IN AUGUST UNH SWEATSHIRT, SWEATPANTS, SHORTS, LANYARD, HAT, POSTER, SHOT GLASS, PHONE CASE, AND SOCKS BY OCTOBER  College Freshman

Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town

Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town  Scumbag Steve

if you wanted a social life you shouldn't have become a redditor

if you wanted a social life you shouldn't have                           become a redditor  Captain Hindsight

"You can't believe what you hear on TV" Does everything Oprah says

"One of my friends has a son the same age as you" He's Your new Best friend

stumble into a nsfw subreddit i guess its fap time

stumble into a nsfw subreddit i guess its fap time  Foul Bachelor Frog

I invented a machine to get spice from the future The Thyme Machine

I invented a machine to get spice from the future The Thyme Machine  Lame Pun Coon

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk  Schrute