If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie  Actual Advice Mallard

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number

hot girl in class asks for notes returns them with her phone number  Success Kid

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl. Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.

My car got broken into and they stole all my weed, change, and bowl.  Didn't damage my car and totally missed the ray-bans, golf clubs, and MacBook Pro.   Success Kid

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash

I don't always ask for extra sauce at Mcdonalds's but when i do the employee acts like it's coming out of their own fucking private stash  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice

Got my hair washed by cute stylist She put her boobs on my face. Twice  Success Kid

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building "I could cut it with a knife. the awkwardness, not you"

dead silent elevator ride with new girl at my building

Done with his gum spits it in the water-fountain

Done with his gum spits it in the        water-fountain   Scumbag Steve

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear

I don't always listen to pop music in my car but when I do I make sure to roll up my windows so no one else can hear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

FINDS OUT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AFTER OFFERING TO BUY YOU A DRINK RESPECTS YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BUYS YOU TWO DRINKS, & SAYS TO GIVE THE OTHER ONE TO ONE OF YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS

FINDS OUT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AFTER OFFERING TO BUY YOU A DRINK RESPECTS YOUR RELATIONSHIP, BUYS YOU TWO DRINKS, & SAYS TO GIVE THE OTHER ONE TO ONE OF YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS  Misc

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole

Girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 20 foot pole Next girl I hit on said she would not touch me with a 10 foot pole  Success Kid