Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*

Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look

Your phone is vibrating... Made you look  Scumbag Brain

The keys to success Are shiny, jingly and irresistible.

The keys to success Are shiny, jingly and irresistible.  Business Cat

Make a killing at casinos Spend it all on implants

Make a killing at casinos Spend it all on implants  Fallout new vegas

Spends ten minutes writing up a clever response. Erases it when done.

Spends ten minutes writing up a clever response. Erases it when done.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Heard there was an earthquake in Washington D.C. Obviously the government's fault.

Heard there was an earthquake in Washington D.C. Obviously the government's fault.  Lame Pun Coon

Felt today's earthquake Doesn't spam reddit and facebook about it

Felt today's earthquake Doesn't spam reddit and facebook about it  Good Guy Greg

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake

Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake  Scumbag Advice God

The MOre the merrier FALSE. China

The MOre the merrier FALSE.  
China  Schrute

Looking for easy karma? why not zoidberg?

Looking for easy karma? why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg