goes to girlfriend's stand-up comedy show to surprise her is the butt of every joke

goes to girlfriend's
stand-up comedy show to surprise her is the butt of every joke   Bad Luck Brian

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't know what down syndrome was and thought i just kept seeing the same kid everywhere

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't know what down syndrome was and thought i just kept seeing the same kid everywhere  Confession kid

I'll have you know, my boyfriend taught me how to drive a manual and I only threatened to break up with him twice.

I'll have you know, my boyfriend taught me how to drive a manual and I only threatened to break up with him twice.  Tough Spongebob

People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement

People think I drink smoothies to be healthy I drink them because I put rum in them and enjoy day drinking without judgement  Confession Bear

Thinks of something to say during a group conversation but the topic changes before I get the chance to say it. Doesn't say anything at all because it's not the right time anymore

Thinks of something to say during a group conversation but the topic changes before I get the chance to say it. Doesn't say anything at all because it's not the right time anymore    Socially Awkward Penguin

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF "EVERYONE-GETS-A-TROPHY" LEAVES KIDS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR THE REALITIES OF LIFE

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF

If there is a product that you love and use often Send an email to the company saying so. It shows them you appreciate their product, and most companies will usually send you free stuff.

If there is a product that you love and use often Send an email to the company saying so. It shows them you appreciate their product, and most companies will usually send you free stuff.   Actual Advice Mallard

I'll have you know, I did a small home improvement project and only went to Home Depot 6 times.

I'll have you know, I did a small home improvement project and only went to Home Depot 6 times.  Tough Spongebob

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment  Actual Advice Mallard