When Asked a Question Just tells you to look in the book

When Asked a Question Just tells you to look in the book  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Not sure if I should ask for more work or pretend to do this job for a while longer

Not sure if I should ask for more work or pretend to do this job for a while longer  Futurama Fry

not sure if i sound sincere or sarcastic

not sure if i sound sincere or sarcastic  Futurama Fry

Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute

Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute  Scumbag Steve

It wasn't curiosity that killed the cat

It wasn't curiosity 
that killed the cat   Insanity puppy

"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds

Those mats behind me aren't to soak up my pee, They're to soak up your blood.

Those mats behind me aren't to soak up my pee, They're to soak up your blood.  Insanity puppy

don't worry kid you'll get it right

don't worry kid you'll get it right  Optimistic Crab

Made a spelling mistake on reddit. Gonna have to kill myself.

Made a spelling mistake on reddit. 
Gonna have to kill myself.   Sad Youth

mom takes you to best buy so she won't be swindled by sales tech buys what the sales tech suggested

mom takes you to best buy so she won't be swindled by sales tech buys what the sales tech suggested  Family Tech Support Guy