They said i was ugly and had bad skin So i borrowed theirs

They said i was ugly and had bad skin  So i borrowed theirs  Karate Kyle

Hates dealing with stupid bitches Is a stupid bitch

Hates dealing with stupid bitches Is a stupid bitch  Annoying Facebook Girl

Im not always 120 years old but i am when visiting a m rated game website

Im not always 120 years old
 but i am when visiting a m rated game website  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell "redlight" Redlight! Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.

Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell

"This will be on the test!" It's not.

Ask "Can I go to the bathroom?" I don't know... can you?

Ask

why do people always talk about posts getting to the front page if everyone's front page is different?

why do people always talk about posts getting to the front page if everyone's front page is different?  Philosoraptor

"this youtube video is funny" glances at friend during funny parts to see if he laughs

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went ok.

 Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date? It went ok.  Chemistry Cat

assigns lots of homework too lazy to grade, doesn't check it

assigns lots of homework too lazy to grade, doesn't check it  Unhelpful High School Teacher