"Why is it called Overly Attached Girlfriend? Everything she says is really cute."

Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women

Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.  Actual Advice Mallard

Saw naked painting at museum with family Screamed across crowded room, "Mommy those look like yours"

Saw naked painting at museum with family Screamed across crowded room,

Americans think being unhappy is the same as depression

Americans think being unhappy
 is the same as depression  Sudden Clarity Clarence

MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.

MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.  Confession kid

Watched soap operas with nana as a toddler, thought that was just how adults kissed French kissed dad at thanksgiving bc i thought i was being mature

Watched soap operas with nana as a toddler, thought that was just how adults kissed French kissed dad at thanksgiving bc i thought i was being mature  Confession kid

Gets bit during zombie apocalypse Tells you

Gets bit during zombie apocalypse Tells you  Misc

BUMP INTO STRANGER DON'T SAY SORRY

BUMP INTO STRANGER DON'T SAY SORRY  Insanity Wolf

The talented people in pop music aren't the artists anymore they're the producers

The talented people in pop music aren't the artists anymore they're the producers  Sudden Clarity Clarence