Got new shoes They light up

Got new shoes They light up  Success Kid

Fails engineering classes It's okay I'm switching to management

Fails engineering classes It's okay I'm switching to management  College Freshman

Repeatedly Posts How Lame and Antisocial Facebook Is On Facebook

Repeatedly Posts How Lame and Antisocial Facebook Is On Facebook  Annoying Facebook Girl

Brace yourselves The 9/11 Karma Whoring Posts Are Coming

Brace yourselves
The 9/11 Karma Whoring
Posts Are Coming  Imminent Ned

Not sure if flashing their lights or driving over bumps

Not sure if flashing their lights or driving over bumps  Futurama Fry

I've been on the Titanic. I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?

I've been on the Titanic.  I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?  Inception

Insanity wolf doesn't like vegetables The wheelchairs get stuck in his teeth

Insanity wolf doesn't like vegetables The wheelchairs get stuck in his teeth  Insanity Wolf

Knows you are religious Doesn't criticize your beliefs

Knows you are religious Doesn't criticize your beliefs  Good Guy Greg

Here are your handouts back sides upside down and stapled in the bottom right corner

Here are your handouts back sides upside down and stapled in the bottom
 right corner  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Have a bunch of broken limbs fix it by stabbing them with needles

Have a bunch of broken limbs fix it by stabbing them with needles  Fallout new vegas