Noah brought 2 of every animal that exists today So someone on that boat had pubic lice.

Noah brought 2 of every animal that exists today So someone on that boat had pubic lice.  Philosoraptor

Makes fun of Hipsters for liking things before they were popular Reddit used to be so much better

Makes fun of Hipsters for liking things before they were popular Reddit used to be so much better  Scumbag Reddit

Boobs feel weird bra has been on inside-out all day

Boobs feel weird bra has been on inside-out all day  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Isn't turning right on a red light Gets out of the right lane

Isn't turning right on a red light Gets out of the right lane  Good Guy Greg

Ask to go to restroom during Spanish class En espanol por favor!

Ask to go to restroom during Spanish class En espanol por favor!  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Gives you a worksheet to fill out during a movie. Questions aren't in order.

Gives you a worksheet to fill out during a movie. Questions aren't in order.  Unhelpful High School Teacher

I don't always throw up but when I do, I make sure it's in a place that's hard to clean

I don't always throw up but when I do, I make sure it's in a place that's hard to clean  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

TALKS SHIT ABOUT STUDENTS TO OTHER STUDENTS

TALKS SHIT ABOUT STUDENTS TO OTHER STUDENTS  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Not sure if girls are extremely hot Or just very well dressed

Not sure if girls are extremely hot Or just very well dressed  Futurama Fry

Look at recent calls on cell phone All from me trying to find it

Look at recent calls on cell phone All from me trying to find it  Forever Alone