I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!

I'll Just send myself this email quick oh look, an email!  dory

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness  but because you deserve peace  Actual Advice Mallard

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression  eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy    Actual Advice Mallard

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate

Girl found out I have never had a threesome on our first date Brought me to her place and introduced me to her roommate  Success Kid

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream? The sock under my bed

What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of sperm and makes women scream?  The sock under my bed  Foul Bachelor Frog

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster

My son always deletes the internet history he says it makes the computer faster  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom "I can't believe everyone just forgets their change!"

I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom

Have you heard people are starting to pickpocket midgets? Seriously, who would stoop so low?

Have you heard people are starting to pickpocket midgets? Seriously, who would stoop so low?  Bad Joke Eel

I broke my Ipad by dropping my iphone on it

I broke my Ipad by dropping my iphone on it  First World Problems

I want you to find that confession kid And shut him up before he lets something slip

I want you to find that confession kid And shut him up before he lets something slip  Baby Godfather