"Hey Steve, got any Jacks?" "Nah, go fish, bro" HAS JACKS

you think you spend too much time on reddit already? i've created an app!!!

you think you spend too much time on reddit already? i've created an app!!!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

they told me to call 1800-4my-xbox there are no alphabets or dashes on my phone

they told me to call 1800-4my-xbox there are no alphabets or dashes on my phone  Angry School Boy

what would happen if you put slinkies on an escalator?

what would happen if you put slinkies on an escalator?  Philosoraptor

works as professional ghost detective is terrified of ghosts

works as professional ghost detective is terrified of ghosts  Irrational Shaggy

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out  Stare Dad

bring video games over friends house forgot memory card

bring video games over friends house forgot memory card  Angry School Boy

Before I do anything I ask myself "would an idiot do this?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Before I do anything I ask myself

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats  in the parking lot  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover

I don't always go out for breakfast but when I do, I'm hungover  The Most Interesting Man In The World