Moves out Steals microwave oven

Moves out Steals microwave oven  Scumbag Steve

Not sure if she's incredibly busy or just not interested

Not sure if she's incredibly busy or just not interested  Futurama Fry

we have no time for distractions wait i have to lick my ass

we  have no time for distractions wait i have to lick my ass  Business Cat

If a man posts about being sexually assaulted by another man Which one does reddit call a slut?

If a man posts about being sexually assaulted by another man Which one does reddit call a slut?  Philosoraptor

Works at: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

Works at: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory  Annoying Facebook Girl

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do, I only stick one leg out of the covers

I don't always get hot when I sleep But when I do,     I only stick one leg out of the covers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

that son of a bitch took whats mine you bring him and my nose back here now

that son of a bitch took whats mine you bring him and my nose back here now  Baby Godfather

So the only witnesses were three mice? You know what to do.

So the only witnesses were three mice?  You know what to do.  Baby Godfather

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later  Redditors Wife

He stole my Finding Nemo blanket? He'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight

He stole my Finding Nemo blanket? He'll be sleeping with the fishes tonight  Baby Godfather