Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you

Helps pay for your college brings it up every time she's mad at you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The gingerbread man is too fast? Gingersnap his kneecaps.

The gingerbread man is too fast? Gingersnap his kneecaps.  Baby Godfather

Use glass for water. Still clean.

Use glass for water. Still clean.  Foul Bachelor Frog

routinely gets other people arrested is high as fuck 24/7

routinely gets other people arrested is high as fuck 24/7  Irrational Shaggy

In-Dash GPS in Luxury SUV won't find a Starbucks "OMG MY CARS SO GETTO"

In-Dash GPS in Luxury SUV won't find a Starbucks

I don't care if you have to check his diaper. Make sure he ain't wearing no baby monitor.

I don't care if you have to check his diaper. Make  sure he ain't wearing no baby monitor.  Baby Godfather

No food in dorm and cafeteria is closed OD on gummi vitamins

No food in dorm and cafeteria is closed OD on gummi vitamins  College Freshman

complains about not being drunk didn't bring any alcohol

complains about not being drunk didn't bring any alcohol  College Freshman

tommy didn't invite me to his birthday party he better enjoy it because it is going to be his last.

tommy didn't invite me to his birthday party he better enjoy it because it is going to be his last.  Baby Godfather

It seems that the temperature is steadily rising Perhaps we should disrobe

It seems that the temperature is steadily rising Perhaps we should disrobe  Joseph Ducreux