"[Edit] Thanks for the upvotes guys" That can be fixed

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up

Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up  Scumbag Brain

I will cut out your eyes for your Halloween ghost costume.

I will cut out your eyes for your Halloween ghost costume.  Dating Site Murderer

No one fears the wolf because he has sharp teeth They fear him because he uses them.

No one fears the wolf because he has sharp teeth They fear him because he uses them.  Courage Wolf

Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Get caught staring at girl  Casually begin to look at everyone in class   Socially Awkward Penguin

he finally got off reddit when the power went out but then he just started drawing rage comics on paper

he finally got off reddit when the power went out but then he just started drawing rage comics on paper  Redditors Wife

Sarah Jessica Parker? Dude she is so ugly

Sarah Jessica Parker? Dude she is so ugly  Butthurt Dweller

She taped over elmo? Kill the bitch

She taped over elmo? Kill the bitch  Baby Godfather

Everytime I almost got his rat ass He says peekaboo and the bastard's gone.

Everytime I almost got his rat ass He says peekaboo and the bastard's gone.  Baby Godfather

The condom broke last night Does that mean... Ron's pregnant

The condom broke last night Does that mean... Ron's pregnant   Horny Harry