I want to run from room to room all bat shit crazy meowing at the top of my lungs but it's only the afternoon and everyone is awake

I want to run from room to room all bat shit crazy meowing at the top of my lungs  but it's only the afternoon and everyone is awake  First World Problems Cat

Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies

Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies  Actual Advice Mallard

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN A PUBLIC PLACE OFFERS "GUEST" WIFI AND THEN ASKS FOR A PASSWORD

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS? WHEN A PUBLIC PLACE OFFERS

Offered Cocaine "no thanks, i'm full"

Offered Cocaine

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.  Confession kid

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards  Captain Hindsight

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar

Met really funny, cool girl Texts full words and uses proper grammar  Success Kid

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably 
in the wrong lane  Actual Advice Mallard

I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both

I always drive when I'm with my girlfriend Because I'm afraid her driving will kill us both  Confession Bear

You smile a lot when you sleep Who else are you thinking about?

You smile a lot when you sleep Who else are you thinking about?  Overly Attached Girlfriend