"I heard that if you get hit by a car at a campus crosswalk, the school pays your tuition." Dies

saw a puppy got to pet the puppy

saw a puppy got to pet the puppy  Success Kid

wake up suddenly for no apparent reason? i will try to keep it down

wake up suddenly for no apparent reason? i will try to keep it down  Horrifying Houseguest

I told him my mom died He said, "Nope. Chuck Testa."

I told him my mom died He said,

I don't always get complex math problems wrong But when I do, it's because of simple arithmetic mistakes

I don't always get complex math problems wrong But when I do, it's because of simple arithmetic mistakes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Who the fuck is chuck testa

 Who the fuck is chuck testa  EPIC JACKIE CHAN

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Heavy Night of Drinking Woke up with keys, wallet and phone

Heavy Night of Drinking Woke up with keys, wallet and phone  Success Kid

Use toilet toilet becomes a crime scene

Use toilet toilet becomes a crime scene  Time of the Month Tiger

Kisses girl at party dude, I almost got laid last night

Kisses girl at party dude, I almost got laid last night  College Freshman