Professor asks how to pronounce your last name "it doesn't matter"

Professor asks how to pronounce your last name

finish test first pretend to check answers until someone else finishes

finish test first pretend to check answers until someone else finishes  Socially Awkward Penguin

comes back drunk to your place with you and a hot girl insists on walking 3 hours back to his place so he isn't the third wheel.

comes back drunk to your place with you and a hot girl  insists on walking 3 hours back to his place so he isn't the third wheel.  Good Guy Greg

Swim with 260 lbs of metal: No problem Jog with 261 pounds: no chance

Swim with 260 lbs of metal: No problem Jog with 261 pounds:  no chance  Fallout new vegas

Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.

Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he 
smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.  Stare Dad

please bring your laptop to the meeting so i can sit on the keyboard

please bring your laptop to the meeting so i can sit on the keyboard  Business Cat

Johnson, our clients in boston said you urinated in their office yesterday. new england is my sales territory

Johnson, our clients in boston said you urinated in their office yesterday. new england is my sales territory  Business Dog

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Takes two doses of xanax a day

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Takes two doses of xanax a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.

Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.  Stare Dad

Dad, just because I hugged her Doesn't mean she's my girlfriend

Dad, just because I hugged her Doesn't mean she's my girlfriend  Angry School Boy