makes fun of sarah jessica parker for looking like a horse looks like fucking dogshit

makes fun of sarah jessica parker for looking like a horse looks like fucking dogshit  Butthurt Dweller

"Oh no, Im getting pulled over :'(" Sent from my iphone

COMMENTS ON HOW MUCH SHE HATES FACEBOOK ON FACEBOOK

COMMENTS ON HOW MUCH SHE HATES FACEBOOK ON FACEBOOK  Annoying Facebook Girl

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C  College Freshman

Vows to never smoke weed Smokes cigarettes and does ecstasy

Vows to never smoke weed Smokes cigarettes and does ecstasy  College Freshman

My dealer got me high miles per gallon on my new car

My dealer got me high miles per gallon on my new car  Successful Black Man

Class at 1:25 pm has to set alarm

Class at 1:25 pm has to set alarm  Foul Bachelor Frog

Walking behind someone you know on campus walk slower

Walking behind someone you know on campus walk slower  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hmm i dont know the answer to that question" "why dont you write a paper about it and present it to the class tomorrow?"

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes

It is physically impossible to run without these shoes  Professor Oak