Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog

Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog  Socially Awkward Penguin

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines  Socially Awkward Penguin

hey there, I just killed off the last mosquito in the house, no malaria or west nile for you buddy yeah I'm down for a high five, thanks!

hey there, I just killed off the last mosquito in the house, no malaria or west nile for you buddy yeah I'm down for a high five, thanks!  Misunderstood Spider

If Time Is Money Then are atm's Time machines?

If Time Is Money Then are atm's 
Time  machines?  Philosoraptor

Just scored some high-quality weed killer for that darn crabgrass

Just scored some high-quality weed killer for that darn crabgrass  Hood Dad

Makes a Tech Impaired duck advice animal Posts it in a completely unrelated sub-reddit

Makes a Tech Impaired duck advice animal Posts it in a completely unrelated sub-reddit  Tech Impaired Duck

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF  Socially Awkward Penguin

I went to go take a huge dump but I forgot my smartphone.

I went to go take a huge dump
but I forgot my smartphone.   Sad Youth

Mark 10:21 - Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor Vatican's wealth = $15 billion

Mark 10:21 - Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor Vatican's wealth = $15 billion  Religion Pigeon

Believes people should be more Christ-like has no tolerance for sinners

Believes people should be more Christ-like has no tolerance for sinners  Religion Pigeon