I don't always screw up massively But when I do, I'm 100% convinced that I'm right

I don't always screw up massively But when I do, I'm 100% convinced that I'm right  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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fake tits wouldn't bang

fake tits wouldn't bang  Butthurt Dweller

gives you up lets you down

gives you up lets you down  Scumbag Steve

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Like if you loved growing up in the 90s!! Born 1999

Like if you loved growing up in the 90s!! Born 1999  Annoying Facebook Girl

Watching something on the computer Turns the monitor to give you the best angle

Watching something on the computer Turns the monitor to give you the best angle  Good Guy Greg

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy  Socially Awkward Penguin

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you  College Freshman

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying  Socially Awkward Penguin