Seriously if you do this f**k you.

SEES YOU ARE EMBARRASSED

Being shy sucks

ACTUALLY, I WANT  A PERVERTED BOYFRIEND  Confession Bear

My grandpa on shaving.

THERE'S A NAME FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR WOMEN.  overly manly man

If a woman is upset ...

IF A WOMAN IS UPSET HOLD HER, AND TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS  IF SHE STARTS TO GROWL, RETREAT TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND THROW CHOCOLATE AT HER  Actual Advice Mallard

When I was your age...

YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR PHONE? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I SLEPT WITH GIRLS  overly manly man

Really. Don't.

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO TAKES HOURS TO TEXT YOU BACK  BUT ALWAYS HAS THEIR PHONE IN HAND WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM  Actual Advice Mallard

Why make college the 4 best years of your life?

WHY MAKE COLLEGE THE 4 BEST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE  IF YOU CAN MAKE IT 6  Lazy College Senior

My struggle

TOO LAZY TO COOK FOOD, TOO POOR TO GO OUT  STARVE  Foul Bachelor Frog

Awesome guy on campus yesterday

SEES YOU DRIVING AROUND FULL CAMPUS PARKING LOT  WAVES YOU DOWN, TELLS YOU HE'S ON HIS WAY OUT, THEN RUNS TO CAR SO YOU CAN PARK AND GET TO CLASS ON TIME  Good Guy Greg

I really do...

IF YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURE IS FROM AN ANIME  I ASSUME YOU ARE UGLY AS F**K  Confession Bear