blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning

blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning  Horrifying Houseguest

What do you mean "try this bottle of milk"? Bring that tit back here now

What do you mean

Why do they call it the working class If nobody that's a part of it is employed?

Why do they call it the working class If nobody that's a part of it is employed?  Philosoraptor

Not sure if avoided hangover Or still drunk

Not sure if avoided hangover Or still drunk  Futurama Fry

says No cell phones during class Her phone rings every damn day

says No cell phones during class
 Her phone rings every damn day  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Throw Fap Tissue in Recycling bin Environmentalist

Throw Fap Tissue in Recycling bin Environmentalist   Foul Bachelor Frog

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE

ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER SAYS HI IN REAL LIFE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Loses argument with student Sends him out

Loses argument with student Sends him out  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you

Thinks you haven't been praying hard enough Kills someone close to you  Advice God

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.

I wanted to watch a movie with him HE told me to call him after the first 30%.  Redditors Wife