I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window  Redditors Wife

I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it

I don't always crack my neck But when I do, I think people are impressed when they hear it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

"I was chugging vodka...or whiskey? or rum?" "What's the clear one?"

"I think welfare should be abolished" Lives at home, parents pay for everything

Finds out you don't believe in their God Prays to their god for you to believe in him

Finds out you don't believe in their God Prays to their god for you to believe in him  Religion Pigeon

I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them

I don't always damn inanimate objects to hell but when i do, it's because I stubbed my toe on them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lets take the Mayan Calendar And make it longer

Lets take the Mayan Calendar And make it longer  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Posted my first comment to Reddit Currently has 2 upvotes

Posted my first comment to Reddit Currently has 2 upvotes  Success Kid

Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA

Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA  Stare Dad

Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.

Hey baby, you know how I know we're gonna have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger.  Pickup-Line Panda