can i go to the bathroom? idk....can you???

can i go to the bathroom?
 idk....can you???  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Everclear? I used to drink one of those bottles every weekend takes a shot and throws up

Everclear? I used to drink one of those bottles every weekend takes a shot and throws up  College Freshman

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away

someone holds a door open for you you are slightly too far away  Socially Awkward Penguin

I love children But I couldn't eat a whole one


I love children But I couldn't eat a whole one  Insanity puppy

Wanted frisbee bought Boomerang

  Wanted frisbee  bought Boomerang  Forever Alone

complains about tuition fees doesn't have to pay for anything

complains about tuition fees doesn't have to pay for anything  College Freshman

finished first month of physics 101 is now the leading expert in quantum string theory on the internet

finished first month of physics 101 is now the leading expert in quantum string theory on the internet  College Freshman

not sure if i look extra good today or normally look like shit

not sure if i look extra good today or normally look like shit  Futurama Fry

Happen to be looking at your phone when it rings wait a few rings until you answer it

Happen to be looking at your phone when it rings wait a few rings until you answer it  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning

I don't always go to sleep late But when I do, I have to wake up at 5 in the morning  The Most Interesting Man In The World