Five little monkeys jumping on the bed? It would be unfortunate if one of those monkeys were to have an accident

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed? It would be unfortunate if one of those monkeys were to have an accident  Baby Godfather

I humbly request a glimpse of thy bosoms untamed however, if such cannot be satisfied then please vacate thyself from these premises

I humbly request a glimpse of thy bosoms untamed however, if such cannot be satisfied then please vacate thyself from these premises  Joseph Ducreux

I thought he wanted a "Day of sex" He just wanted deus ex.

I thought he wanted a

that man is wearing flannel he must be homeless

that man is wearing flannel he must be homeless  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Please let me out He's peeing on me

Please let me out He's peeing on me  Shower kitty

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol

Noah, when you get the animals unloaded from the ark, do me a favor burn some of them for me to smell, lol  Advice God

Visual representation, or the event did not transpire

Visual representation, or the event did not transpire  Joseph Ducreux

If seemingly 99% of redditors are perpetually friendzoned why do they take each other's relationship advice?

If seemingly 99% of redditors are perpetually friendzoned why do they take each other's relationship advice?  Philosoraptor

IS ON FIRE "ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh"

IS ON FIRE

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet

I don't always buy a plunger But when I do, the cashier knows i just took a shit that clogged the toilet  The Most Interesting Man In The World