Fall asleep with gum in mouth didn't choke

Fall asleep with gum in mouth didn't choke  Success Kid

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after "Hi"

Text a girl Can't think of anything to say after

Need A Superhero? why not zoidberg?

Need A Superhero? why not zoidberg?  Futurama Zoidberg

Plagiarizes half of assignment for group presentation "It's okay, I used quotation marks"

Plagiarizes half of assignment for group presentation

I don't always wake up early but when I do, I still don't get any work done

I don't always wake up early but when I do, I still don't get any work done  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Why the fuck are we fighting the british?

 Why the fuck are we fighting the british?  EPIC JACKIE CHAN

slow news day? start imaginary war with other timezone

slow news day? start imaginary war with other timezone  Scumbag Redditor

Not sure if she's ignoring me Or just busy

Not sure if she's ignoring me Or just busy  Futurama Fry

forever alone? go outside and meet people tonight

forever alone? go outside and meet people tonight  Courage Wolf

Upvote if american downvote if british

Upvote if american downvote if british  Troll Face