I'm not always late for work but when i am, the entire fucking city conspires against me

I'm not always late for work but when i am, the entire fucking city conspires against me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

consider sharing pictures of cat or girlfriend overcome by the fact that i've wasted a year of my life

consider sharing pictures of cat or girlfriend overcome by the fact that i've wasted a year of my life  Depression Dog

hipsters wear their jackets in the summer before its cool

hipsters wear their jackets in the summer before its cool  Lame Pun Coon

Oh, You just graduated? You must know everything.

Oh, You just graduated? You must know everything.  Creepy Wonka

Flosses Dies of blood loss

Flosses Dies of blood loss  Foul Bachelor Frog

Gets off bus thanks the bus driver every time

Gets off bus thanks the bus driver every time  Good Guy Greg

Forever alone? You can be alone at the bottom of the comments

Forever alone? You can be alone at the bottom of the comments  Downvoting Roman

I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head but when I do, I piss myself off

I don't always fabricate fake arguments in my head but when I do, I  piss myself off  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teacher wears costume to class "Yes, I am in college. Yes, this is my teacher."

Teacher wears costume to class

Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist

Meet eyes with a girl  now she thinks i am a rapist  Paranoid Parrot