Wife going to bed early GAME NIGHT !

Wife going to bed early GAME NIGHT !  Success Kid

I don't always put an exclamation point at the end of my phrases but when i do, it's because i'm chatting a girl on facebook

I don't always put an exclamation point at the end of my phrases but when i do, it's because i'm chatting a girl on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

create dream that pisses you off knows it's fake, still pissed

create dream that pisses you off knows it's fake, still pissed  Scumbag Brain

If God has a plan for everyone... and a fetus is a person.. can't abortion just be "their plan"

If God has a plan for everyone...
and a fetus is a person.. can't abortion just be

Not sure if I need another coffee Or I just need a new job

Not sure if I need another coffee Or I just need a new job   Futurama Fry

Christians and Atheists can agree Fuck the westboro baptist church

Christians and Atheists can agree Fuck the westboro baptist church  Observational Owl

Owner pushed me off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.

Owner pushed me
off the couch... I pushed him off the balcony.  Insanity puppy

I don't always forget to check the volume when I put in earbuds, but when I do, jesus fucking christ son of a bitch bastard

I don't always forget to check the volume when I put in earbuds, but when I do, jesus fucking christ son of a bitch bastard  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always argue with atheists but when I do, I realize they know way more about the bible than I do

I don't always argue with atheists but when I do, I realize they know way more about the bible than I do  The Most Interesting Man In The World