Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why  Socially Awkward Penguin

I call my wang Darth vader Cause he's everybody's father.

I call my wang Darth vader Cause he's everybody's father.  Pickup Line Scientist

Lets the public petition through a new website Ignores the one with the most signatures and addresses one that has over 41,000 signatures less

Lets the public petition through a new website Ignores the one with the most signatures and addresses one that has over 41,000 signatures less  Scumbag Obama

white house petition site y u no respond to legalization petition

white house petition site y u no respond to legalization petition  Y U No

"I'm an engineer" Fails first semester calculus

What'd the blind tourist do during WWII? Notsee Germany

What'd the blind tourist do during WWII? Notsee Germany  Lame Pun Coon

Had a few dates this weekend Saved the pits to plant in the backyard

Had a few dates this weekend Saved the pits to plant in the backyard  Forever Alone

"This just happened to me" So did this.

Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up

Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up  Good Guy Greg

What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now

What did you just say? How about I shoot you A text because the reception in this building is awful right now  Successful Black Man