If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it.

If you are swimming towards the shore and you find yourself moving out to sea Your caught in a riptide and need to swim parallel to the shore to escape it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Girls can say another girl is attractive and no one bats an eye But when a guy says a guy is attractive then EVERYBODY LOSES THeir minds!

Girls can say another girl is attractive and no one bats an eye But when a guy says a guy is attractive then EVERYBODY LOSES THeir minds!  Joker Mind Loss

i am bored out of my mind and cant find anything to do because I've already played video games, watched TV, watched a movie, browsed youtube, and read 44 pages worth of reddit content

i am bored out of my mind and cant find anything to do because I've already played video games, watched TV, watched a movie, browsed youtube, and read 44 pages worth of reddit content  First World Problems

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die  Paranoid Parrot

Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could

Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could  Misc

I don't always go on facebook but when i do, I wish there was a downvote button

I don't always go on facebook but when i do, I wish there was a downvote button  The Most Interesting Man In The World

If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think

If you treat your girlfriend like a queen and she treats you like a jester Find someone else, you're obviously worth a lot more than you think  Actual Advice Mallard

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter

Forgot to put phone on silent at the movie theater Didn't matter  Forever Alone

Dinosaurs couldn't have evolved into modern birds because they never existed in the first place!

Dinosaurs couldn't have evolved into modern birds because they never existed in the first place!  Sheltering Suburban Mom