Throws clothes from dryer onto bed Sleeps on couch for next week to avoid folding laundry

Throws clothes from dryer onto bed Sleeps on couch for next week to avoid folding laundry  Foul Bachelor Frog

Tired All Day Catch Second Wind at Mindnight

Tired All Day Catch Second Wind at Mindnight  Scumbag Brain

Goes to meme party Doesn't dress as Scumbag Steve

Goes to meme party Doesn't dress as Scumbag Steve  All New Scumbag Steve

TV volume is not even or a multiple of 5 changes it to an even or a multiple of 5

TV volume is not even or a multiple of 5 changes it to an even or a multiple of 5  OCD Otter

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.

Says

Not sure if I actually find this girl interesting or if she's just pretty

Not sure if I actually find this girl interesting or if she's just pretty  Futurama Fry

I don't always fart in public. but when I do, I sit like this

I don't always fart in public. but when I do, I sit like this  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teacher Called me a fuckface on reddit how cool is that?

Teacher Called me a fuckface on reddit how cool is that?  College Freshman

Tries to ban Halloween Gets uppity when you say Happy Holidays at Christmas

Tries to ban Halloween Gets uppity when you say Happy Holidays at Christmas  Sheltering Suburban Mom