They see me rolling down the window to ask for directions, and they immediately stop and help me out. The people in this city are so friendly.

They see me rolling down the window to ask for directions, and they immediately stop and help me out. The people in this city are so friendly.  Successful Black Man

Trying to sleep while drunk? ACTIVATE MERRY-GO-ROUND

Trying to sleep while drunk? ACTIVATE 
MERRY-GO-ROUND   Scumbag Brain

guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.

guys Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and telling her.
  Top Tip Tit

i was unhappy earlier today but now I'm happy again lol so bipolar

i was unhappy earlier today but now I'm happy again lol so bipolar  Annoying Facebook Girl

if you didn't want to upset the military you shouldn't have thrown an explosive at an unarmed, incapacitated veteran

if you didn't want to upset the military you shouldn't have thrown an explosive at an unarmed, incapacitated veteran  Captain Hindsight

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween  Decides not to go to a party   Socially Awkward Penguin

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience  Scumbag Brain

hears a song you find extremely annoying replays the most annoying line for the rest of the day

hears a song you find extremely annoying replays the most annoying line for the rest of the day  Scumbag Brain

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't always play air guitar naked but when I do, I use my penis as a whammy bar

I don't always play air guitar naked but when I do, I use my penis as a whammy bar  The Most Interesting Man In The World