why doesn't tarzan have a beard?

why doesn't tarzan have a beard?
  Philosoraptor

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question

Asked about his stance on the occupy protests Naturally sidesteps the question  Fancy Crab

I'm only there when your eyes are closed

I'm only there when your eyes are closed  Horrifying Houseguest

Gentlemen Avoid arguments with the girlfriend about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.

Gentlemen Avoid arguments with the girlfriend about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
  Top Tip Tit

I don't always wear sweat pants in public but when I do, everything in the world tries to give me a boner

I don't always wear sweat pants in public but when I do, everything in the world tries to give me a boner  The Most Interesting Man In The World

we have 5 more minutes left in class lets take a look at the next chapter

we have 5 more minutes left in class lets take a look at the next chapter  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Nitric Oxide Y U NO?

Nitric Oxide Y U NO?  Y U No

Double Major in Math and Physics DIES

Double Major in Math and Physics DIES  College Freshman

Just used my last Pandora skip for the hour Next song is even worse

Just used my last Pandora skip for the hour Next song is even worse  First World Problems

Tries on beer goggles at substance abuse seminar Dies

Tries on beer goggles at substance abuse seminar Dies  College Freshman