Skips physics and tries to jump up on a table at Stanford... Dies

Skips physics and tries to jump up on a table at Stanford... Dies  College Freshman

I dont always want to be pet but when I do, you're trying to fall asleep

I dont always want to be pet but when I do, you're trying to fall asleep  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes trick or treating no fruit in bag

goes trick or treating no fruit in bag  Success Kid

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it

I don't usually bring you shit but when I do, its because i fucking killed it  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Yells at you if late Keeps you 5 minutes into next class

Yells at you if late Keeps you 5 minutes into next class  Unhelpful High School Teacher

parents leave for the weekend photoshop pictures of the house to make it look like you had a party

parents leave for the weekend photoshop pictures of the house to make it look like you had a party  Forever Alone

Source of life on earth burns you, makes you blind and gives you cancer

Source of life on earth burns you, makes you blind and gives you cancer  Scumbag Sun

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always have pregnancy scares with my girlfriend... but when I do, we celebrate not being pregnant by having more sex.

I don't always have pregnancy scares with my girlfriend... but when I do, we celebrate not being pregnant by having more sex.  The Most Interesting Man In The World