I almost had a threesome today i only needed two more people

I almost had a threesome today i only needed two more people  Forever Alone

I will find you The best present ever

I will find you The best present ever  Dating Site Murderer

Blows nose with toilet paper still good, wipes

Blows nose with toilet paper still good, wipes  Foul Bachelor Frog

everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the country club

everyday im shuffling my schedule so i can fit in more time for golf at the  country club  Successful Black Man

Posted a link not related to Halloween Made it to the front page anyway

Posted a link not related to Halloween Made it to the front page anyway  Success Kid

"Enjoy your holiday break!" assigns homework and exam is scheduled for first day back

3 PAGE PAPER? TIME FOR AN ALL-NIGHTER

3 PAGE PAPER? TIME FOR AN ALL-NIGHTER  College Freshman

Tried to rickroll the whole company No one knows what rickrolling is

Tried to rickroll the whole company No one knows what rickrolling is  Okay Guy

Finds out you're colorblind Asks you what's the color of everything in the room

Finds out you're colorblind Asks you what's the color of everything in the room  Scumbag Steve

online class? FAP IN CLASS

online class? FAP IN CLASS  Foul Bachelor Frog