Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with

Brings cute girl to party who he has no intentions of sleeping with  Good Guy Greg

wont stop talking about how awesome concert was can't name anything they played

wont stop talking about how awesome concert was can't name anything they played  College Freshman

plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills

plays call of duty goes for objectives, not kills  Good Guy Greg

Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it

Sees you waiting to use a computer at the library Signs out of reddit and lets you use it  Good Guy Greg

Knows answer to exam Question Doesn't tell you till you turn it in.

Knows answer to exam
Question Doesn't tell you till you
 turn it in.   Scumbag Brain

32 stacks of 64 cubic meters of cobblestone in inventory. Pocket is 10,000 times denser than the core of the sun.

32 stacks of 64 cubic meters of cobblestone in inventory. Pocket is 10,000 times denser than the core of the sun.  Minecraft

If religion didn't exist Would atheists exist?

If religion didn't exist Would atheists exist?  Philosoraptor

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR

I WILL BREAK YOU OFF A PIECE OF MY KIT KAT BAR  Dating Site Murderer

Works in customer service position "What do you want?"

Works in customer service position

Looks at Scumbag Steve Memes "heh... classic"

Looks at Scumbag Steve Memes