No Shave November! Can't grow facial hair

No Shave November! Can't grow facial hair   College Freshman

Hey Hermione, My wand is missing Where did you put it, Harry? Remember last night?

Hey Hermione, My wand is missing Where did you put it, Harry? Remember last night?  Horny Harry

Complains about low attendance for half of the lecture to the students who attend

Complains about low attendance for half of the lecture to the students who attend  Engineering Professor

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it  Paranoid Parrot

Gets bored surfing Reddit Opens up new tab and goes straight to Reddit

Gets bored surfing Reddit Opens up new tab and goes straight to Reddit   Scumbag Brain

calls the number on the "how am i driving?" bumper sticker to compliment the driver

calls the number on the

goes to best buy buys everything geeksquad gus tells him to

goes to best buy buys everything geeksquad gus tells him to   Tech Impaired Duck

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD  Insanity puppy

Not sure if I already washed my hair Or if I'm remembering a previous shower

Not sure if I already washed my hair Or if I'm remembering a previous shower  Futurama Fry

Late for class Teacher is even later

Late for class Teacher is even later  Success Kid