-"I can get this done, no strings attached" GET! OUT!

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Yeah man im pre-med Fails Chemistry 101

Yeah man im  pre-med Fails Chemistry 101  College Freshman

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'   Socially Awkward Penguin

Celebrate negative pregnancy test With more unprotected sex

Celebrate negative pregnancy test With more unprotected sex  Insanity Wolf

Puts too much shampoo on head Shampoos pubes

Puts too much shampoo on head Shampoos pubes  Foul Bachelor Frog

Four Happy birthday texts all from mom

Four Happy birthday texts all from mom  Forever Alone

Ate way too much, still some food on plate eat it

Ate way too much,              still some food on plate eat it  OCD Otter

I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.

I don't always change my mind about which food I like. but when I do, it's after you've bought a giant bag of it.  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

wake up from nap sweet, we're home

wake up from nap sweet, we're home  Success Kid

Complains about the destructive effects of capitalism. Requires $600 worth of textbooks for the course.

Complains about the destructive effects of capitalism. Requires $600 worth of textbooks for the course.  Engineering Professor