I'm watching you grow into a wonderful person.

I'm watching you grow into a wonderful person.  Dating Site Murderer

we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch

we need to focus on the 4th quarter I batted the first three under the couch  Business Cat

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her  Paranoid Parrot

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been  Socially Awkward Penguin

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me

he said he forgets what he used to do before reddit he used to do me  Redditors Wife

Technically not putting on dirty underwear If you never take it off

Technically not putting on dirty underwear If you never take it off  Foul Bachelor Frog

Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.

Breaks up with hot GF. Realizes still has naked photos of her on computer. Deletes them.  Good Guy Greg

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

I saw a sign outside the drug rehab center It said "Keep off the grass."

I saw a sign outside the drug rehab center It said

Constitutional Right to assembly Arrests you for assembling

Constitutional Right to assembly Arrests you for assembling  Scumbag america