Hey, Hermione remember how much fun we had last night? Harry I don't remem- Good

Hey, Hermione remember how much fun we had last night? Harry I don't remem- Good  Horny Harry

Not sure if hobo or hipster

Not sure if hobo or hipster  Futurama Fry

pulls all-nighter to do homework doesnt finish homework

pulls all-nighter to do homework doesnt finish homework  College Freshman

Dreamed of sleeping through all classes today only slept through one of them

Dreamed of sleeping through all classes today  only slept through one of them  Success Kid

I don't always try to register for classes But when I do, all the ones I want are taken

I don't always try to register for classes But when I do, all the ones I want are taken  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not sure if shirt shrunk in the wash.. Or if i'm getting fat...

Not sure if shirt shrunk in the wash.. Or if i'm getting fat...  Futurama Fry

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I will remove your head ache with an old family remedy.

I will remove your head ache with an old family remedy.  Dating Site Murderer

Out of his league guy Takes a home run swing!

Out of his league guy Takes a home run swing!  Out of his legue guy

I drive drunk Friends home from the bar so they don't have to pay for a cab

I drive drunk Friends home from the bar so they don't have to pay for a cab  Successful Black Man