He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods

He said his work among humans was done He stripped naked and walked into the woods  Redditors Wife

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lets take all the modern art made out of garbage and put it back in the garbage

Lets take all the modern art made out of garbage and put it back in the garbage  Push it somewhere else Patrick

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me.  Lame Pun Coon

We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it

We're going to have to think outside the box here I just pooped in it  Business Cat

No need to turn phone on silent during class It never rings

No need to turn phone on silent during class It never rings  Forever Alone

if guns dont kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast

if guns dont kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast  Philosoraptor

Guys! I found the best website ever it's called reddit

Guys! I found the best website ever it's called reddit  Slowpoke

YOU WILL BURN If you don't put on sunscreen.

YOU WILL BURN If you don't put on sunscreen.   Dating Site Murderer

Great job today I'll knead you in my office

Great job today I'll knead you in my office  Business Cat