I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up

I don't always want to sit on your lap but when I do, it's just as you're about to get up  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

you know those 4 spiders you swallow in your sleep? who do you think keeps putting them there?

you know those 4 spiders you swallow in your sleep? who do you think keeps putting them there?  Horrifying Houseguest

Is that a deck of cards? wanna see a magic trick? It's called 52 pickup.

Is that a deck of cards? wanna see a magic trick? It's called 52 pickup.  Scumbag Steve

Realizes she is wrong punishes student for arguing

Realizes she is wrong punishes student for arguing  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Puts Condom in Wallet Expires

Puts Condom in Wallet Expires  Forever Alone

Buys adderall to finish paper Stays up all night cleaning his room

Buys adderall to finish paper Stays up all night cleaning his room  College Freshman

You failed the eye exam? Study harder

You failed the eye exam? Study harder  High Expectations Asian Father

Hates the content of r/atheism Complains about it instead of just unsubscribing

Hates the content of r/atheism Complains about it instead of just unsubscribing  Scumbag Redditor

Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it

Has an iphone doesn't try to sell you on it  Good Guy Greg

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send