"Yea bro, I'm just another broke college student." parents pay for everything

Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep

Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep  Good Guy Greg

Slept in until 10 Start the day at 9

Slept in until 10 Start the day at 9  Success Kid

THE CAR JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN CARS JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN

THE CAR JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN CARS JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN  Pawn Star

Not sure if all the clocks adjusted themselves or none of them

Not sure if all the clocks adjusted themselves or none of them  Futurama Fry

complains about rising tuition fees constantly skips lectures

complains about rising tuition fees constantly skips lectures  College Freshman

NumLock y u no on by default?

NumLock y u no on by default?  Y U No

daylight savings time? 1 more hour to study

daylight savings time? 1 more hour to study  High Expectations Asian Father

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'm thirsty but all I have is water

I'm thirsty but all I have is water  First World Problems